Let's get herpes!
Yesterday some friends and I went to the place where most people get herpes in Ireland every year. No, we did not go to one of the many places in Ireland where you can get a lap dance or a blowjob for very a reasonable price. We went to Blarney Castle.
For you who don’t know it (probably any reader who aren’t from Ireland) Blarney Castle was built in the 15th century and was a very significant tactical spot for anyone who had it in his mind to conquer the Emerald Island.
It is also the resting place for the Blarney stone. It is said that if you kiss the stone you get the gift of Irish eloquence, which basically means being able to talk out of your ass. The gift of the gab it’s called.
Of course I felt a desperate need to kiss the stone. Being one of Irelands most experienced kissers I was quite unsatisfied with the stones extraordinary lack of technique. It was all tongue and no passion.
Now, do people get herpes from kissing the stone?
Probably not. I just thought it was funny to say.
The first glimpse of Blarney Castle
Of course the Irish is in an economical crisis. They throw away their money!
Michelle looking smug
Inside the dungeon we found many signs of semi-intelligent life
Another pic of Blarney Castle
The gang under a tree outisde the castle
Me good looking as always
Snugging a stone
Here endeth the story
